10 Surefire Ways to Tell Your a Mommy

#10. You can sing "We're going a trip in our favorite rocketship. Well go to the sky, Little Einsteins." and "Hot Diggity Dog" from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse at any give time.

#9. You know that your lunch for the day will consist of the leftover sandwich, pretzels and fruit that your kiddo doesn't eat.

#8. You know that milk left in a sippy cup for too long does change properties, from a liquid to a solid.

#7. You know that sweeping the floor while your kiddo is awake is an impossible feat. They think that your dust pile is just a small sandbox.

#6. Your chid spits things out in your hand and you catch yourself trying to put it in your pocket just so its not in your hand anymore.

#5. You sigh when you can use the restroom without the dogs and kiddo with you. It's the little things in life.....

#4. You put your hair up in a ponytail everyday for weeks on end because there is just not enough time to deal with it.

#3. Your car is always a disaster! At any given time, you can find shoes, clothes, diapers (clean, most of the time), food, and solidified milk in a sippy cup.

#2. You constantly are frustrated because no matter how hard you try your child looks like a little homeless kiddo with one shoe (if you're lucky), dirty clothes, dirty face, and bed head.

#1. You marvel at your kiddo no matter what he looks like, what he is wearing or not wearing, and what noise is coming out of his mouth or other orifices.