#10. You can sing "We're going a trip in our favorite rocketship. Well go to the sky, Little Einsteins." and "Hot Diggity Dog" from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse at any give time.
#9. You know that your lunch for the day will consist of the leftover sandwich, pretzels and fruit that your kiddo doesn't eat.
#8. You know that milk left in a sippy cup for too long does change properties, from a liquid to a solid.
#7. You know that sweeping the floor while your kiddo is awake is an impossible feat. They think that your dust pile is just a small sandbox.
#6. Your chid spits things out in your hand and you catch yourself trying to put it in your pocket just so its not in your hand anymore.
#5. You sigh when you can use the restroom without the dogs and kiddo with you. It's the little things in life.....
#4. You put your hair up in a ponytail everyday for weeks on end because there is just not enough time to deal with it.
#3. Your car is always a disaster! At any given time, you can find shoes, clothes, diapers (clean, most of the time), food, and solidified milk in a sippy cup.
#2. You constantly are frustrated because no matter how hard you try your child looks like a little homeless kiddo with one shoe (if you're lucky), dirty clothes, dirty face, and bed head.
#1. You marvel at your kiddo no matter what he looks like, what he is wearing or not wearing, and what noise is coming out of his mouth or other orifices.
Helping Auntie Coogan, shuck corn
He loves it!!
